Where's Waldo???

Waldo is a crature that doesnt like to be seen by any people. He lives in a really small town on the southern tip of Illinois. He has a really small cave in the middle of the timber. He lives in this cave by himself. He poaches deer and other wildlife year round to eat. On a usual day he eats duck for breakfast, racoon for lunch and deer for supper. Waldo is also a very big drinker. At night after all the bars and restraunts close he goes out and breaks into the bars and restraunts and steals the alcoholic beverages. Waldo has never been cought while he was steeling the alcohol from the restraunts. When he goes into the restraunts he wears a camo ski mask and all camo clothes that way the cameras just seen soemthign go by but then are unable to catch his phsyical looks.